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Monday, September 19, 2005

Man, he's just like tripandicular, you know?

Asked to comment on the news that her soccer coach and gym teacher had been arrested for allegedly having sexual relations with several male students, senior Samantha Candario said, "I liked her as a coach. She did make us run a lot." As for the alleged statutory rapes, "I just don't think it was fair to the team."

Candario then commented that it was "totally not cool" that Jenny Higgenbottem, her friend and Hammonton High School midfielder, was going to the Hurricane Katrina Relief Dance with Alex Beamon when she "so knew" that Candario likes him.
Centinel 7:43 AM #


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