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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Random news quotes

"Watermelon, back in the days, was a good food for African Americans, according to the Bible, but at the same time, it had an attachment with slavery and bondage ties," the Rev. Carl Johnson said.

"Butt-shark! Butt-shark!"

"It took me and the rest of the family almost three minutes to get the cow off him."

"The written informed consent of a minor's parent or legal guardian... must be obtained prior to providing body waxing on or near the genitalia."

"I was stripped naked and some guys wearing chemical suits were spraying water over me."
Centinel 3:54 PM #


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