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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

My three favorite quotes overheard this weekend at a bar:

  1. "I once got lost in an eight ball for hours. Of course, I was on, like, four hits of acid."

  2. [From a flat-out stoned, skinny black guy] "American generals ran all of the drugs and prostitution in Vietnam. And they know I know."

  3. [Guy talking on cellphone] "Look, just because I work in a gay bar, it doesn't mean I'm gay."
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