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Monday, April 25, 2005

That is non-non-non-non-non-non-heinous!

Man, a few hamburgers and a few (dozen) beers, and the next thing you know . . .

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

That is without a doubt the mother of all personality quizzes. I just can't imagine how you can top determining the appropriate level of Hell for someone.

That said, you know it's only a matter of time before Mel Gibson, Wes Craven, and Industrial Light and Magic team up for Dante's Inferno: The Movie. Now that would be a mind blower.

(Hat tip to Nema over at Desolate Irony who has got me beat cold. Literally.)
Centinel 3:09 PM #


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