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Friday, April 29, 2005

Friday Spies ©: Karnak the Magnificent Edition

BTQ provides the answers, and I, presumably, provide the questions. Presumably, the combination is funny. That'll teach you to be presumptuous.

1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, Lucille LeSueur.

Name three people who are better decision makers than Arnold Dorsey. . .

and who have never been in Cliff Claven's kitchen.

2. To get to the other side.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the Mafia?
(I love metaphysical humor.)

3. Drugs. Massive quantities of drugs.

What does it take to reach the Baseball Hall of Fame?

What would it take to make these answers funny?

4. Milbarge.

Who is the greeter at the End of the Internet?

5. Without question, the single most idiotic thing ever thought up by
the human mind.

What the hell is either this or this or this?
Centinel 2:42 PM #


Homework, huh? Try coming up with these things every week.

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